Cubs are losing, and Sammy Sosa is a pile of Dominican excrement, and Veronica Mars wasn't near as good tonight.


But watch Lost tomorrow. Apparently they find a polar bear on the island. And maybe they'll explain more about that dog on the island that no one seems to know about.

Dolly Parton had fake breasts? I swear to Allah that all these years I thought they were real. Huge, but real.

A little more of my innocence just slipped away...







And yes, that's Zell Miller. Thank you Google.