Bullets on Bush: (Not what you think)

• First lines: September 11th. No surprise there.
• Iraq=Normandy. Nope, not really. Not at all.
• Strong economy: well, except for all the new poor people.
• Family, family, family. They're really pushing the whole "Waltons" thing at this convention. Daddy's so proud...
• The center of the convention. Nice touch, actually. Props from a theatre director for the Commander-in-Chief-in-the-Round.
• "A compassionate conservative ideology." Except for the gays.
• taxes, taxes, blah blah blah. Whom will the reforms benefit most?
• Umm, I'm reading an article about Bush's speech on Yahoo! News while he's giving it. What's up with that? They got a way-back machine?
• Save the OB-GYNs!!!!
• Come on, when's he gonna start calling Kerry a pussy fag??!!

Part two on the way...