It was the Chicago-transplant Robodopeness's birthday today. Go wish him a happy one and see if he'll give up some of the Guinness.

His name is Matt, and I don't know if Robodopeness is a name or a state of mind, but I call him that anyway.

I have a little trickle of phlegm that keeps sliding down my throat and

is

slowly

driving

me

crazy.